Soul김holic

在網球版看到的

John Isner上了David Letterman脫口秀播報Top Ten List

題目是：

"Thoughts That Went Through John Isner's Mind During the 11-Hour Tennis Match."

在長達11小時的網球比賽中 John Isner心理在想什麼呢?

10.I'm exhausted.

9.We've been playing so long, I've forgotten -- Am I Isner or Mahut?

8.Remember when I said I was exhausted? That was 8 hours.

7.Wonder if I'll be sore tomorrow.

6.I'm gonna lay back until 51-50, then make my move.

5.I'm asleep.

4.Why couldn't I have played Federer?
   It would've been over in 15 minutes?

3.Cramp!!

2.Honestly, I don't care if I win or lose -- I just don't want to die.

1.Larry King has had marriages -- That didn't last this long.

我覺得很幽默，超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDD 尤其是第四個

第一名也超賤的。